- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

European on my shoes, buddy.

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

antonis sister is mighty fine

Go away still nothing to see

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

What would u like to drink?

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

Two fish are in a tank. One asks the other, "How do you drive this thing?"

What's worse than finding your cat dead? Finding your cat dead because it choked on your goldfish.

A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

SKnock Knock. Whose there? Why don't you open the door and find out instead of questioning the millions of other people that knock on your door everyday?

Haikus are good poems, They don't always make sense though, I saw a squirrel.

What do you call the black guy with a gun a ski mask on? Tyrone, because thats his name.

Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

What is brown and sticky? Maple Syrup.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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