have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

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I'm winning at Scrabble.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

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-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

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Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

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what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

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Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

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Knock, knock. Who is there? Child services, here to take your children. The following day, there is another knock at the door. Who is there? The police. The woman runs into the kitchen and kills herself.

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Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

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Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

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What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

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Asian women drivers...

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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what do you call a Mexican driving a plane? a pilot you were probably to racist to work that out

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Why did the man enter the fridge? He was hot Why is the man not in the chicken shop Hes in the fridge

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Why is it OK to make fun of a deaf person? Because they can't hear.

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Q.How do you kill a Zombie? A. You can't Zombies are fictional monsters that do not exist in our reality. instead why not focus on killing other things such as, Terrorists, Ants and People who piss you off

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why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: Because he was shot in the face

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How do you stop a black man drowning? Take your foot off his head

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A Mexican, Asian, and a black guy are on a bridge, the Mexican says there is too much rice and throws some off the bridge, the Asian says there are too many burritos and throw some off the bridge, the Black says there are too many candles in his house and throws his car off the bridge. Everyone was happy and left besides the Black because he threw his car off.

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Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped.

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What is the meaning of life? Definitions of life on the Web: a characteristic state or mode of living; "social life"; "city life"; "real life" the experience of being alive; the course of human events and activities; "he could no longer cope with the complexities of life" the course of existence of an individual; the actions and events that occur in living; "he hoped for a new life in Australia"; "he wanted to live his own life without interference from others" animation: the condition of living or the state of being alive; "while there's life there's hope"; "life depends on many chemical and physical processes" the period during which something is functional (as between birth and death); "the battery had a short life"; "he lived a long and happy life" the period between birth and the present time; "I have known him all his life" the period from the present until death; "he appointed himself emperor for life" a living person; "his heroism saved a life" liveliness: animation and energy in action or expression; "it was a heavy play and the actors tried in vain to give life to it" living things collectively; "the oceans are teeming with life" the organic phenomenon that distinguishes living organisms from nonliving ones; "there is no life on the moon" biography: an account of the series of events making up a person's life a motive for living; "pottery was his life" life sentence: a prison term lasting as long as the prisoner lives; "he got life for killing the guard"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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