- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

How is a frog similar to a corn dog? They both have really long tongues, except for the corn dog

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

Men's rights

Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

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