Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

What did Osama bin Laden say when he heard loud gunshots outside his millitary compound? A: We'll never find out

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

Homonyms should be band.

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie...

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

What's the difference between a woman? Apart from the differing reproductive systems and body organs, women are characterized by a need to create food.

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

I'm homeless.

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Why do hummingbirds hum? They don't realize how annoying it is.

Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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