- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

run farther?

Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

This is the same thing you told me once, believe me, it helps holding into it.

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

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