Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

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Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

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How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

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Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

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Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

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How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

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What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

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a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

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If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

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what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

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how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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Barman: Why the long face? Horse: To support my twelve molars and twelve premolars which help me chew grass so I can swallow it properly.

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What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? A cereal killer.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Matters the size of the bathtub and the size of the babies.

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How did the rabbi die? It didnt it lived through the shooting

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What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

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There were two friends, a girl and a boy. The girl had a ribbon tied to her neck, and every day the boy asked her why, yet she'd never tell him. They grew up together, and fell in love and still, she wouldn't tell him why she had the ribbon on her neck. They got married, and grew old, and still she wouldn't tell him. But one day, she said to him 'I'll show you why I keep this on my neck' and she took it off and her head fell off.

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What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

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What did the slutty blonde get her boyfriend for Valentine's Day? Nothing because she had died of AIDS months ago.

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What's worst than losing a million dollars? Losing a plane. Whats worst than losing a plane? losing 239 people, a plane and a million dollars

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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