- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

Hello.

who is 2 chainz? no one 2 chains is just 2 chains. spelled with an "s" not a "z"

A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

Haikus are good poems, They don't always make sense though, I saw a squirrel.

A devout Christian dies– Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Homosexuals aren't allowed in.

Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

Why was the blonde fired from the factory? Repeated absences and violation of company policy.

SKnock Knock. Whose there? Why don't you open the door and find out instead of questioning the millions of other people that knock on your door everyday?

What is brown and sticky? Maple Syrup.

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