- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

Is it colder on a farm than in the winter?

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

Your momma's so fat, diet and exercise would probably save her life!

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

Knock Knock.

why did Michael Jackson cross the road? He didnt he is dead.

A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

it's funny because it's funny

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

WILLYS

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

How do you tell if an elephant has been in your refrigerator? You find someone you trust and say "an elephant has been in my refrigerator".

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