A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

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A grammatically correct mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." The mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fungus."

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how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

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What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

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How do you make a person cross the road? Ask them nicely.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A guy in mud.

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why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

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What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

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It's not that hard to be Dyslexic. You just have to accept it nad ovem no.

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Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

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BBW BABY IS THE BEST BETTER THAN THE REST WELL EXCEPT MILF BABY. SUBSCRIBE TO BigHDGuns

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How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

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Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

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What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

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A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

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AAAnd that did not totally send a rush of sweet endorphin's up my spine, I think myself of as really really blunt, I value individualism rather than complete assimilation, I think that, if people want to hear my opinion, they ask me, and if they want to hear what they want to hear, they can ask... Pff, anybody else. I end up insulting a lot of people literally asking for it, but moments like these make it all worth it. I am also extremely superstitious, the catchphra states "Grain of salt" so I wont take your comment completely... I am just screwing around...

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Why do alcoholics use brown bags? Because they are ashamed of what they have become and seek to repress their guilt by entering into denial.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

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why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

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Put chromosomes in advertising. Because you know, Sex Cells

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The cow's name was Friday, But can you guess what day it died? Monday, it had a fun weekend with its family before it was brutally slaughtered.

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Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

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Why did the the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't be late for his annual check up at the clinic across the street.

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