- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

Enough Red to share, RAWR! With me only though! But hey, do me a favor wear your glasses not your contact lenses. "That anime" do you watch anime? Or hentai or whatever?

Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

What is the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa is a fictional character used to represent Christmas, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

How do you keep kids off your lawn? You molest them.

Gentlemen, when she says no, she always means yes. Unless, of course, your rhetoric is of a sexual nature.

What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

What do you can a boy with no arms and no legs? Names!

what do you call a mexican whos lost his car? nothing, nick ate him

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4 men walk into a bar. They have fun. ~Yasmin~

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