What's funnier than New York City? ADAM STOCK! By Logan in South Dakota

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Hitler: honey what's for dinner? Hitlers wife: a jewwwsyy steak

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How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

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What do you call cheese that isnt yours? Stolen cheese.

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how did a white girl have a black baby? she was raped at the age of thirteen.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

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Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

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How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

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When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

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What did the mexican firefighter name his 2 children? Jose and Juan.

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A man walks into a bar. Since he was only moving at a slow walking pace, he was fine, no further events worth noting occured.

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whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

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Your mother is so fat, she struggles to control her weight even with dieting. Obesity and heart disease runs is in her mother's side of the family; she and everyone close to her is very concerned.

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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Q: Why Cant The T-Rex Clap? A: No, Its Not Because His arms are to short, Its because he's Dead You Idiot...

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What did the man say to his wife before she made him a sandwhich? Do your job and make me a sandwhich.

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A boy walks into a bar. He wakes up in a hospital 3 days later with a bruise on his head. He asks the doctor, "What happened?" The doctor replies, "The bartender smashed a glass on your forehead."

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A whole 'nother.

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What's blue paint and smells like red paint? Paints

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Donald trump walks into the whitehouse. He's there for a business meeting with the new president.

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"New season of Dr.Phil. How does that make you feel?" ANGERY!!!!!

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a teacher walked into a bar and when he walked out he went to his car and proceeded to take notes about the bible, not realising he's supposed to be writing notes from his English book... he's dyslexic and got punched in the eye while he was in the bar; did i mention he doesn't drink?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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