- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

A convict is ripping out stop signs .. and a police comes out of no where and screams "What are you doing?!" The guys says Ripping up stop signs..

what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

This is the same thing you told me once, believe me, it helps holding into it.

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

Knock knock Who's there Fookie Fookie Who? Fook you too

Roses are red. I have OCD. That rose IS red right.. Let me check again.

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

Why couldn't the blonde turn on the TV? The TV was broken.

What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? " Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

On christmas, a bunch of happy kids get machine guns for christmas.Meanwhile in afghanistan, a bunch of dissapointed kids are getting ice skates.

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

The seven dwarves sat around the house feeling Grumpy, so Grumpy left.

knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men jump out, and the plane crashes anyway.

Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

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