Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

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A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

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What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

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CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

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Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

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whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

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Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

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Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

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What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

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THe Election

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Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

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How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

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A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

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What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

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Go away still nothing to see

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What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

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"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

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The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

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What would u like to drink?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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