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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

What is green and can hurt your eyes? I don't know, but its definitely not a laser pointer.

a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

How many Terry Pratchetts does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

what did the super popular, beautiful girl say to her stalker? i dont know, i wasnt the stalker.

what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

a man paints himself yello shrinks himself and walks into a baber shop then he relizes that the sizers are yello so he gets cut up into shreds and dies. THE END!

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

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