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what's inflation? a hollow cost.

A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

Whats worse than getting in an arrow in the side of your neck Finding out there is a gas bill tied to it

Skinny people fart less.

A blonde girl walks into a car.

What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

A man walked in a bar and asked for 10 shots. (not descriptively) The bar tender got his gun out and shot the man 10 times. Another man asked for three stabs at it. The bar tender stabbed him 3 times. The last man asked for a bomb load. The bar tender gave him 100's of granades. Then the man bombed down the bar with the bar tender inside

A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

Your at a racism seminar. You learn not to call black people the n word but you know they really deserve it

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

Why didn't the woman go to the kitchen? She was kidnapped and forced into sex-slavery

I feel like making a good joke.But i cant. YN

How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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