why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

Womans baksetball...

You know what's funnier than 24? .... 9-11

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

Roses are red, Violets are Violate and not fucking blue.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

A man did not like this site

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

Do you wanna build a snowman ? No.

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

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Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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