- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you scare a brunette? Hide behind a door or wall until the unsuspecting person walks by, then jump out and yell.

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red corvette? i don't have a red corvette in my garage

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Tell her to inform the police that her significant other is assaulting them and that she should file a restraining order.

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

Roses are red, Violets are red, you are a liar, oh wait you're not!! MY BACKYARD'S ON FIRE

why did the chicken cross the road i hate it when people ask questions they already know the answer to

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

Justin Becnel falls off a tree, what happens? He breaks his neck and unfortunately dies.

What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

Two nuns are in a bathtub, one nun turns to the other and says "where's the soap". The other nun replies "it does, doesn't it".

Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

Steven hawkings shook my hand

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