- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

Connor is homosexuaI

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

That is so fetch

What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

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