a jewish guy walks in to a bar says to the bartender says "I have aids" and the jewish man replys "my bad"

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why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

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How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

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I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

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EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

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Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

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why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

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knock knock whos there? nobody

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

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How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: *locks door* NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! *opens door* NEXT!

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A man walks into a bar

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What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

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So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

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How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

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A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

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How old are you? 7

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What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

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So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

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That awkward moment when... Your mom is a guy.

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This time I saw it, so that is covert hypnosis, I mean normally people are aware that they are under a trance, but like now it was like huh? Until the last point there. You used caps in order to make it seem as if you where shouting, the mind reacts that way and bam! The hypnotic state leaves... ...I was kinda beginning to enjoy that... Nice, now I totally do not want to eat this thing, strawberry my butt.

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Anti Joke

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