What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

pobody's nerfect

Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

it's easy to take part, just type your text below!

Stop procrastinating.

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

what's the difference between a duck?

A Mormon walks into a bar

why did the panda and puppy get into a fight? how should i know, you tell me.

a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

What's large, black and can be found in Australia? A large black Australian man.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

Who is big and stupid My brother

Irish sobriety

Patient: I thonk I'm gonna die Doctor: well will ya hurry up and die already? I've got to treat a kid with a paper cut.

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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