- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

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