Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

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Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

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What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

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Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

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What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

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Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

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Why did the black homeowner declare bankruptcy on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by continuing to pay his mortgage bills.

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What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

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A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

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Rylan Clark

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Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

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Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

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Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

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How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

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Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

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Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

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One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

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When you try to go to anti-joke.com but get redirected to Horsehead Network...

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wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

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Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

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Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

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Why did the man stop dead in his tracks? He was on top of a land mine.

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whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

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why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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