- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

What do you call a monkey lost in a desert? A donkey who was forgotten by his owner.

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

a man dyslexic into bar walks a

The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

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