A baby seal walks into a club. :|

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Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

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What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

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Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

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What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

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why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

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If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

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A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

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What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

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What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

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Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

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A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

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There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

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What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

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What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

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How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

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How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

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A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

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What do you call two gays with small dicks? Trace and Jacob

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What's the difference between your wife and the kitchen? One is a living organism

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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