- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

what do you call a masculine female? a post op transexual

your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

What is funnier then 25 9/11

So one time there was this woman learning...

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

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