- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with an N, ends with R, and you arent supposed to say? Never

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a chicken and was probably not aware that it was walking across a road at all, especially considering that it was likely in a low-traffic rural area.

Your mom showed up at my house last night. I kindly greeted her and asked if I could help her with anything.

What would you find if you shaved chuck norris's beard? A chin.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He orders a beer. After a while, the bartender comes over to him and asks if he would like another beer. He says no and leaves.

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

That is so fetch

what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

Connor is homosexuaI

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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