- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are Violate and not fucking blue.

Do you wanna build a snowman ? No.

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why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

who is really lanky? james cornish

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

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