Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

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How many holes can you poke in my chest, When my chest is by far the best If you believe you can stab Then then grab a knife...that you can grab Skewer my breast Which lies on the best chest And you will discover A man under your covers Yes, keep on pokin' Poke my chest with the knife you are strokin' And then swallow a chode because you are stupid.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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Q: Why shouldn't you throw rocks at a black guy on a bike? A: Because he could sustain serious injury if a rock hits him in the head, not to mention it is extremely rude.

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Stop me if you heard this one before.

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How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

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Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

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Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

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Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

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roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

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What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

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what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

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Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

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Why was the baby crying? He saw a nigga

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Kameron Brown is gay.

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

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Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

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Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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