Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre.

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why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

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Killing your friend as a joke.

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A man walks into his room with a DVD and a box of kleenex. The DVD is a wedding video of his now dead wife.

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How do you help a chronic drug addict? Buy him or her more drugs. They NEED it.

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PLEASE HELP IM TRAPPED IN SOME GUYS HOUSE PLEASE SOMEBODY HAS TO SEE THIS IF I TEXT HE WILL SEE IT IM AT

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Justin's life

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A young boy is concerned about the well- being of his father, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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Why does the Taliban forbid people from having sex standing up? It might lead to dancing. And then, of course, death.

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There was a boy named Steven, a son of a rich business man. Steven was an interesting child though, as he always kept care to one of his possessions. That possession being a plain, old, brown box. On Steven's fourth birthday his father said he could have anything in the world he wanted, just name it. Steven said he wanted two quarters to put in his box. The father agreed and gave his son two quarters to put in his box. Every year the father would say he could have anything he wished for, and Steven just asked for two quarters. Nothing more. On Steven's 18th birthday he got into a severe car crash. The father stood over the hospital bed where Steven lay. "I can get you the best doctors in the world. They can save you, please let me get you this for your birthday!" The boy shook his head. "All I want is two quarters" Steven replied. The father was distraught. "Son, tell me why you've wanted these two quarters every year you have been alive instead of anything else in the world". The boy complied. "Fine I'll tell you." Then Steven died before he could tell the father. The End.

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A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

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A frog and a toad eat a pie and then realize it is weird and then die.

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Whats Pink and fluffy? Yellow fluff thats been dyed pink :D

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Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange.

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Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

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What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

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Why did h little boy drop his ice cream? Jerry Sandusky was behind him.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

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What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

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Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was scary.. made by Kevin Kool

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What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

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