- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

Sex

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

YOU

Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

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