- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the boy crying over his dog, his cat, and his bird? Cuz i raped them Wat about his pet hamster? I threw it at a wall

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." facepalm

A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

Roses are red, violets are blue, Gee, I wish I could partake in even the first two lines of this stanza, but alas, I have colourblindness.

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

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