When Miley Cyrus sticks out her tongue, people usually are there to take a photograph.

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we asked cheryl cole what she would do if it was the last day on earth she replied.. id probably spend all the time with my family. wrong cheryl youd spend your last day on earth running away from other people wanting to accomplish their last day on earth dreams

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I am fine, hungry but otherwise fine, I sometimes wish that things that come easy to you, did the same for me or others, excuse me, going to grab a bite, I hope we can chat here for a bit, it is not a chatting site the least. Say? Are you still burning mad at me? If not ill gladly give you a call, but if this is a ploy you are scheming in order to gain my trust I might be killing myself.

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A black guy, a Latino guy and an Asian guy all walk in a bar. What do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

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Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

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What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

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the WNBA

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

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Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

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roses are red poo is poo

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Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

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Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

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Whats a difference between an eagle and a tree? They both can fly. Oh yeah, I Iied about the tree.

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Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

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If you dont see banners here it does mean they are not here. P.S Advertising helps fill our pockets and annoy you. Please be understanding in the fact that we will permaban you while grinning if you refuse to UNDER-stand our rule.

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-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

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roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

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What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

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Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

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