What do you say to a confused blond? You help her with her conundrum.

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Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to go well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that when his wife was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas, despite that the tank was full and she only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrendous car accident that caused the fuel to empty and catch fire. Mary survived but their 6 month old baby was killed.

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What's worse than finding your cat dead? Finding your cat dead because it choked on your goldfish.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

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who is 2 chainz? no one 2 chains is just 2 chains. spelled with an "s" not a "z"

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Haikus are good poems, They don't always make sense though, I saw a squirrel.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

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Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

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What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

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CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

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THe Election

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Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

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How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

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Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

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Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

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What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

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Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

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whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

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who is really lanky? james cornish

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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