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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

What do you get when you cross an orange with a gerbil? A mailbox that lights up when you open it

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

France had one revolution

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

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Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

Why was Rebecca Black beaten with a pole when she sang Friday? It was Saturday

What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

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