Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

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i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

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A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

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what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

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why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

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What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

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why was justin sad? his family was murdered

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The cream, it is coming

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

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What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

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What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

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what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

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Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

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Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

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Q. How do you make time fly? A. It is highly impossible to make time fly for there is 24 hours in a day, 60 minutes in an hour, and 60 seconds in a minute so therefore the time flows how it should and we do not have such power to do it even though many people claim they do when they know they really don't

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why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

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What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

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What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

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Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

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Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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