- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

What's blue? The sky.

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

why was the cat black it was a black cat

Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

Wanna know way i don't eat grapes? I hate Grapes.

mat (telling anti joke): so you are stranded in a desert, right and kyle: no. Mat: no man i'm Kyle: no (kyle was later found dead)

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doc, I don't know what to do! One day I'm a wig wam, the other day I'm a teepee, then I'm a wigwam, then I'm a teepee again!" The doctor sighs and replies,"Sir, we've been over this. You have stage four periodic cancer."

What's the difference between a horse and a chicken? They're different species and also the chicken is female, while the horse I was referring to is male.

When life hands you lemons, make lemonade. Well, life isn't a physical being so chances are low that it will actually hand you lemons.

So a duck walks into a pharmacy and says "i need some ointment for my beak, its rather chapped." and the Pharmacist said "Sorry we don't have anything for ducks here."

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