- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

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A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

What do a black man and a cop have in common? They are both not cabbages.

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