Why did the woman put super glue on her sun glasses? Because she stepped on them and they broke.

What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

The other day I was talking to this guy... Nice guy

why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

How do you make a great cake? Bett Crocker books

why did the panda and puppy get into a fight? how should i know, you tell me.

How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

What comes after 69? 70

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

What is the best Anti-Joke ever? Your Mom. :(

What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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