- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

A janitor walks into a bar. He cleans the bar.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

Click "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

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