- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen and warns him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and otherwise damaging consequences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

How can you ruin someone's day? Tell them their mother has cancer. No really, I found out my mom has cancer a week ago.

jack and jill climbed up the hill but they were bagels

A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the European wife. is very disappointed in her night.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, your parents are dead they never loved you! I found this one on facebook and i just found this site and all yall got some good jokes LOL

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

i see trees are green, Roses are red, Violets are blue and i think to myself What a Wonderful World

A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

If there are four gay men that come into a bar and need to sit down when all you have is one stool; what do you do? Get three more stools.

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

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