- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

antonis sister is mighty fine

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

Go away still nothing to see

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

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