whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

homosexual rights to marriage

Knock Knock.. Who's there? The IRS, you owe $50,000 in back taxes and we're repossessing your home.

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

binladin walks into the american seals

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

Lad: Whats that smell Girl: Nothing Lad: That is right nothing now get into the kitchen!

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

What smells like dead rats? Dead hamsters

Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

Your mother lives so loosely that she has several terminal diseases and only has 3 weeks to live.

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

What do you call a poor Donald Trump? Donald Trump

What hurts more than a bullet? A bullet penetrating your skin, muscle and embedding itself in your body

you know its foggy outside when you step outside and its foggy outside.

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