- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

Why didn't Hitler like steak? He was a vegetarian.

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Jokes about the Holocaust

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Whats red and bad for your teeth? Bricks

Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

There are only three kinds of math teachers: teachers that can count and teachers that can't count

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

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