- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

What did Shaq do when he first met Rondo? Play Basketball

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

A man walks into a vagina

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

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