What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

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sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

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my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

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Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

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who is really lanky? james cornish

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

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YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

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Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

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What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

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What is older than history?

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Why was the chair sad? It wasn't, for chairs do not posses the proper attributes to feel emotions such as depression.

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why did the the frog cross the road? because he was on the chickens back

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Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

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BIG MAC'S

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A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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What do you call someone who kills a black person? A cop

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What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

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here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

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Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

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Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

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Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

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What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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