What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

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So a horse walks into a barn.

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Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

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What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

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There were once three brothers who were traveling along a lonely, winding road at twilight. In time, the brothers reached a river too deep to wade through and too dangerous to swim across. However, these brothers were learned in the magical arts, and so they simply waved their wands and made a bridge appear across the treacherous water. They were halfway across it when they found their path blocked by a hooded figure. This hooded figure then proceeded to step out of the shadows and mug them, all three of them were brutally murdered. This is why you stay away from hooded figures when you are being talked about in a story being told in third person.

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-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

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Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

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what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

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what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

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Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

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read me write me

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

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whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

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Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

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What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

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It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Justin Beiber is a good singer

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A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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what did the fish say when i threw it at the wall. Ouch. Then the world ended because it caused a ripple in the fabric of reality.

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What's beneath Chuck Norris's beard? A chin I presume, as that is what most humans have under their beards. Chuck Norris is a human and therefore is likely to have a chin. This is all based on the assumption that he is a human, because of the many characteristics he has shown that are humanlike.

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what is chuck norris's favorite food? lasagna.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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