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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

What's funny? Women's rights.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

Why did the black man cross the road? To show the chicken that it isn't that hard.

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

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