- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

What did the pitcher say to the batter who hit the ball very far? Wow, you hit that ball very far.

Mr. T watched "the notebook"

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

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