- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i was quite upset when my girlfriend called me a peodifile, what does she know, shes only 6.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

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