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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

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