- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

Looks like you are having a TUFF time recovering from the game.....lol.....

What do you call an Ethiopian with buck teeth? Lucky to have teeth.

What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

What do you call a man sitting at the bar drinking alone? An alcoholic.

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

What's the difference between humans and dogs? 4.

Boy: what to hear a joke? girl: sure. Boy: woman rights.

What's five miles long and has an IQ of 40? A democrat parade.

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

How do you stop your golf ball from hitting a goose? You dont.

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

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