What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

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An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

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What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

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Why did the weiner dog have a bad childhood? Uncle Monty put his foot up its arse on a daily basis before chewing dorris's nose, ears and eyelids.

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You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

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Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

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Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

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What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

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Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

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Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

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Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

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What do you call a penguin that hangs around in playgrounds? A paedophile.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

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what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

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Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

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What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

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Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

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What is both bold and brash? Fox

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How do you get a cat off a swing? You throw a dog at it.

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

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What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

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How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

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Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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