why was six afraid of seven? because seven was a registered sex offender.

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Trust me, you are that kind of girl, and no, you are not nerdy, you are open and down to ground, while your beautiful exterior means a lot to me (I am a man, its the way I am), I would never have wanted to talk to you or even less visit you with a pack (make it five packs) of condoms, if you where the awkward Asperger kind of gal, so how old are you, like seriously?

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMMBBBWWAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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A man walks into a metal bar He had a swell time.

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There is a asian, mexican and a blonde boy at school. Every day they each get the same food for lunch. The asian always got noodles. The mexican a taco. the blonde boy got pb and j. They decide if they get this lunch again, they will jump off a cliff. The next day they get the same lunch and jump off a cliff. At their funeral the asian mom says " if i had known, i would have made her sushi." the mexican mom says " i would have made her a burrito." The blonde's dad say "hey don't look at me, he makes his own lunch."

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What did the pear say to the apple? Fred, you delusions are getting worse and i'm getting a divorce.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it's not gonna

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CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

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How do you make a baby stop crying? You slit it's throat.

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How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

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what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

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Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

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Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

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Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

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How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

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Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

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how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

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ejaculation JLR

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How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

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Why are pills white? Cause they work.

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I like to thumb up my own jokes.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

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Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

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