Chuck Norris once round-house kicked someone so hard that he broke his leg.

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what do you call a mexican being baptized? a mexican becoming christian.

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Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

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Knock knock Who's there A girl scout A girl scout who? A girl scout trying to sell cookies to support her alcoholic parents who beat her

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What's white and black? Color blind.

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What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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Q: GUESS WHAT IS REALLY BAD????? A: TITTY CANCER! :0

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I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

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Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Madeline McCan

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Q: Whats the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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What does the fox say? "It's called a hustle, sweetheart."

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There is my brain said the English man stop leaving it in the fridge and let me mug you now get in the car OK!

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What is purple, stupid, gay, and tells shitty jokes? I don't know. You think of something.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Finding an apple in your worm

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Never mail in your wished to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Why dont you ever see any black mermaids? Mermaids dont exist.

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Did you hear about Phil in accounting? No? Well he was trying to make a new type of car. He took the seats from a ford engine from a dodge, and the frame from a toyota. Do you know what he got? 5 years in jail.

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Q: If Ann has 5 apples and she gives Michael 2 apples, and then Jason comes and rapes Ann. How many apples does Ann have left? R: Who the hell cares, she needs to go to the police.

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What did the blonde say when she saw a box of cheerios? "Lovely, I think I'll have some of these for breakfast today. The wholegrain will be good for me."

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A blind man is jumped and doesn't see it coming

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why did the kitten not eat its food? because its face was stapled to the floor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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