Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

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What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

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What did the cookie monster eat? Food

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You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

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I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

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How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

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Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

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What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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(waving left hand) Why doesn't Queen Elizabeth wave with this hand? Why? Because this is my hand.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, I have a retinal hemorrhage

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Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

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What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

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What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

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Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

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Face...tastes like chicken!

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Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

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What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

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Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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