- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

roses are red violets are blue cover me im goin in

Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

Jeff

A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

What's black and can't swim? A black shirt.

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

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Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

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