- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

think twice or at least think

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Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

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What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

What do you call man who travels on foot? a pedestrian

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

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Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

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