- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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