im saul and i love cock

There are two cows standing in a field eating grass. The first cow says "moo", the second cow says "Thats funny, I was about to say that".

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? That depends on what his name is.

A car enters a curve. An ice-cream man pops out from a manhole and throws a pine cone to the car.

A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

Why was the black child found dead in water? He was raped and thrown into a river.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

asians have slitted eyes lol

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

what is funnier than 24.....?????? 69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND YOUR MAMA

What's like a whale and has a sprained leg? MATT ROSS THE FAT ARSE!!!!

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

what is more fun than shower time with adele. a mass gang bang with antonia

What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

A man is mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he reaches down to see if something's stuck in the blades. What does he pull out? His finger.

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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