What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he is keeping company with a swine, and the muslim feels offended for the poor horse.

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What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

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Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

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why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

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Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

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Whats green and smells like grass? Grass scented air freshener, in a green colored can.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

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Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

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Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

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I have 20 dollars and 27 cents. How much money do I have? 20.28$ I found a penny.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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A penis walks into a bar..

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What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

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What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

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How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

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How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

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There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

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A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

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What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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