- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Nathan likes butt games with African American men

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

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