So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

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cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

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The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Her Majesty's Government of the United Kingdom of Great Britain

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Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

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What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

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Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

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Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

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What do you call a black jew? Overcooked

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whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

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What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

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An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

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what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

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Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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Who died first the cow or the cow? The Cow

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Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

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Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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