- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

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