- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

Cheese

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

Why did the Muslim boy crash a plane into a building? Because the remote-controlled plane suddenly malfuctioned and crashed into a nearby apartment complex.

Why dont jews eat pork? Because the torah doesnt allow cannibalism

What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man. The mexican got his arms shot off in the war and is severely paralyzed. God Bless our troops. Thank you for serving us.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

Whats worst than being stuck in a cage with one blonde? Being stuck in a cage with four blondes.

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

Roses are brown Violets are brown What the hell who keeps shitting in my garden

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

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