- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the pirate enter into the movie? Because he's dead.

A man is walking in a bar and then leaves once he gets his drink

i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

What is green, brown, has four legs and would kill you if it fell on you from out of a tree? A pool table

What is spiky and opens up wide? The Mouth…what were you thinking you perv?

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She didn't own a car.

USA, one of the richest and most proud nations on this plan- VIETNAM 9/11 BYE FOR NOW!!!

a man walks into a bar and quickly notices a young lady having a drink. He sits beside her and asks 'why the long face?' 'My mother was raped by a horse.'

There's a black guy in a house. What's he doing there? He owns it.

WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

How many people buried in a cemetery are dead? All of them.

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