who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

My spelling is horrible

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

Your mom is so fat she's overweight

Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

Anti Joke

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