Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

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Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

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What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

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Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

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What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? Someone shot it.

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Why did a 36 year old Asian man stop in the middle of raping someone A: He realized that what he was doing was immoral and that it could scar someone for the rest of there lives and that he could serve a sentence of up to 35 years which would mean he would miss out on the special offers that QVC has to offer during this time

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

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Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

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Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

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Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

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Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Hi. Hi Who? Hi who?! Hi Ho Hi HO. Its off to work we go!! umm.

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What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

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who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

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LOL

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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