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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't so many guys get it up? Because erectile dysfunction affects 30 million men nationwide.

My friend was driving me home from a party, and was quite drunk. I was relieved that we did not get into a car crash.

Q: Why was it bad to be a black jew during the Holocaust? A: You had to sit at the back of the gas chamber

I once went to a chiropractor. She was so awful looking. You know those weird spiky fish with the lightbulb hanging off it's head? .....I saw one in a documentary once.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? He got many things, because everyone felt bad for him. Someone even brought him into their house so he could have Christmas dinner. On Christmas Day someone gave him fifty dollars to spend on food for his family. Only thing is, he didn't have a family.

A: go away. B: No i won't A: Shutup B: Yes i will not go away A: again, shutup B: I left A: Thank you B: Your welcom A: Thank you for saying your welcome B: Thank you for saying thank you that i'm welcome A: Thank you for saying thank you for saying that I thank you that you're welcome.

Q. What is a similarly between Jewa and Pizza. A. There both baked in a over

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house she is likely to be there for some time.

Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

A seal walks into a club.

Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

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