why do woman love the twilight books? i have no idea woman can't read

What is a frogs favorite drink? Water.

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette were on an island. There were loads of other people too - the UK is a pretty popular place to live.

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius.

what do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? last years hide and go seek champion

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have AIDS.

What do you call a Mexican that sails a ship? A sailor

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

why did the squrill leave his home an ax-man cut it down

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How did the Holocaust start? Hitler threw a penny into the oven

Why did the man with no arms fall of his bike? Someone threw a washing machine at him

What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? - "Get down"

Why did Zayne have no friends? Because he is retarded.

What did Han Solo say to Chewy before they got in the Millennium Falcon? Chewy, get in the ship.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

Why did Larry fall off his bike? He was hit in the head with a brick...

Why was lady crying? Because her ten yer old son died of cancer..

A fireman walks into a bar. Everyone has burned alive already, and he's too late to save them.

why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

You know what's funny? You got AIDs

so a man walks into a bar...... He has a couple laughs over some drinks then went home.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he's human.

Why did the blind man laugh at the book. He didn't

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