Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

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Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

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Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

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The Blonde walked into a wall.

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What did the teacher do? He taught.

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A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

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What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

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What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

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what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

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What did the paper say to the pen? Nothing, they are inanimate objects!

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What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

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Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

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How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

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Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

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women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

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Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

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If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

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What's the difference between a mac and a pc? Well haven't you seen the commercials.

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What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

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Women's rights

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Roses are red Im adopted

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This guy went to the store because he needed potatoes. So he asked the clerk where the potatoes were at and she said "Isle fiveeeeeee!" So he went there and there were no potatoes ! hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahajhahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahhahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahahhahaahhahahahahahahaahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhaahhahaahahahahahhhhahha

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What do a Mexican and a elephant have in common? Aside from the fact they're both alive beings, they share the same kingdom, phylum, class and the fact of both being alive beings, each other are in constant contact with the environment, they both share affectionate ties with partners of their species, being them from the same family, breeding partner ou even just alive beings of the same especies of each one.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a structure used to support sitting people, the other is a human being native to Mexico.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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