2 men walk into a bar without thier shirts. They get kicked out. 2 women walk into a bar without thier shirts They got beaten almost to death Why? The men dressed up as women, and every hated them so much they beat the almost to death when 2 cops walk into that bar, see the men dressed up as women and they too beat them. Little do they all know that the men disguised as women are really secret goverment agents looking into a drug deal. The drug dealers got away and now we have 2 people sueing the police department and drugs on the street again. Oh yeah I almost forgot: I made this up so if you read it you're going to die withing the next 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 years. I gurantee it. If you dont the men in white coats are going to do extremely painful tests on you and you just might die so then no one will care and maybe get onto thier lives again. Why did I right this? It hasnt happened to me so I dont know If you tell me I will give you something more valueble than gold. Want to know what it is? TELL ME FIRST!!!!

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What's worst than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? Finding a grammatical error on anti-joke.

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So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

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Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

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united we sit, cause we're fat

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Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

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What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

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-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

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What is x + 12 That is impossible because you can't add letters

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what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

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Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

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A duck walks into a bar and is immediately shot to prevent the spread of bird flu.

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Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

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I like my women like I like my coffee.......... I don't like coffee

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

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Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

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What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

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What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

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Opinions are like assholes. I'm not sure how they are alike, but that seems to be the general consensus.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

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How do you trick the devil? You give him a ginger.

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