What's worse then spilling milk? Instantaneous Human Combustion

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What do you do if you are surrounded by 2000 Hungry cannibals? You talk to them in a calm yet determined diplomatic voice, then you become a part of them. Moral: A part of them... Forever.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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q. a whale walks into a bar. The bartender asks"why are you wailling?" A. I my 3 year-old son died.

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The optimist sees the glass as half full. The pessimist sees the glass as half empty. The average American sees a half-finished glass of water that is not flavored and is therefore is not worth any reasonable person's time.

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What's the difference between a red door and a blue door? Fat black people.

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Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala.

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What's the biggest lie you've ever told? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well he graduated in four years with a degree in chemical engineering. He worked hard all four years in order to keep his scholarship to the university. Now he leads a very successful life and lives in a large house with his wife and two children.

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What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

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Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He Died Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He was stapled the the first koala

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Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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roses are red and violets are blue so is your mums fanny

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how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

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roy g biv

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Why do men not get cullulite? Because it's ugly.

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Read a Book.

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Skinny people fart less.

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whats worse than breaking your arm? getting raped by a squirel

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WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

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Why didn't Sarah come to school today? She had a heart attack and died.

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My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

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Man one: Why does the moon look like a face? Man two: I don't know, why? Man one: I don't know either, that's why i asked....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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