YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

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How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

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Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

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Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

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My dog barks when someones at the door.

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whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

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What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

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Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

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What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

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A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

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Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

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A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

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A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

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Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

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What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

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you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

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Ily bae

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roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

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A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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