- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it was hit by a car

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

Neither did she.

jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

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