why did the women give her sister a present because it was her birthday

what's worse than stubbing your toe? a hospital fire.

What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

How many dead babies fit in a car? Ask Casey Anthony, she'll probably know.

What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

Heskey time.

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there once was a chicken it was yellow

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Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

silver bullet?

What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

knock knock who's there bob bob who bob marley who else

Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. the mexican because he had to clean it first.

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

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