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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Who was the best Jewish cook? A: Hitler.

How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

Why did Gary have severe learning difficulties? Because his mother drank a lot of alcohol while she was pregnant, and it harmed his development significantly.

what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

How do you tell if an alien had been in your house? All your lightbulbs are gone and your fridge is pregnant.

what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

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