- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

Where can I apply for janitor school?

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

What is worse-losing your phone or failing school? Apartheid

Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Actually a better question would be, why is the chicken near a road in the first place?

An elderly lady walks into a grocery store, and nothing of a great significance happens.

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