- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the guy who had his head chopped off? He's dead.

What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of Elephants coming over the hill? Oh look, a herd of Elephants coming over the hill.

Q: Why did Sarah fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

How do you treat lice Avoid getting them

This will be the least popular anti-joke. Dislike this joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road?? Because he felt like it okay!!! Just let him be!!!

What happens when you poke a ghost that is on the edge of a building?? Ghost aren't real, so therefor you will fall of the building and die????

If you just read this, You're dead.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No. Neither has he.

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

So a guy and his monkey walk into a bar I don't remember the rest of the joke but you mom is a whore

my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

Yo mama's so fat that she has AIDS

Just because you do not see the joke, it does`t mean its not here... Ps: It helps us get hookers and beers while wasting your "valuable time" OMG PLEASE BE FUCKING UNDERSTANDING OHMYLAWD!!!!!!!!! Ps: Cry harder you greedy sons of shedogs

Q: What did the architect say after he tripped? A: My mother died of cancer when I was 6.

50 gay man and a homophobe are in a nightclub in Florida ...you know how the rest goes.

A Muslim walked into a bar. He didn't drink anything

why was the girl unhappy? because she was stapled to a shark.

These anti-funny jokes are so funny, i realized that i would like to read another one

A man falls out of a boat. What happens next? Well, you would think he'd know how to swim, but due to his alzheimer's he didn't, so he drowned.

Hickory dickery dock, two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck 1 and the other got away with minor injuries.

whats more embarissing rhan being raped by a squirel? Being a 40 year old virgin working at mcdonalds

have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

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