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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are black people so dark? They originated from Africa

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS JOKE??? A: Another joke you didn't think was funny... REFRIGERATOR!! O.k. Now it's funny!

There once was a man from Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He then shortly died in his sleep due to heart failure at the age of 81.

What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

What do people and jelly beans have in common? Nothing. One is a living creature, and the other is a tasty treat.

How many republicans does it take to raise the debt ceiling? Technically, none, as the president has the right to do this based on the 14th amendment.

A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

white or wheat? wheat please.

who has less of a soul then you? a ginger

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