How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

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Your're racist.

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How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

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you see theres this guy.

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What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

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Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

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Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

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A black man walks into a bar holding a weapon. He is asked to leave to leave because weapons are not allowed in the bar.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

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A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

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Large 4

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what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

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Old, Asian, Woman who drive

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You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

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Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

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Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

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What's 2+2? Fish

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There was a scientist that was doing a social experiment with mothers and their children. The name of first kid was named candy because it was her mothers favourite thing. The second kid name was rose because it was her mothers Favourite thing. The last mother knew what was happening and said to her son "Come on Dick".

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Why was Uncle Monty's head damn tasty? Because he shoved it up a horses arse when it needed a shit.

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There was 3 Men. Who had crashed their car on there way back from the Bar, All 3 of them died. Once they got to heaven, Jesus told him " The better in life you were with relationships,and staying true with one love- The better Transportation you get." Guy one got a Scooter. Guy two got a bike. And Guy 3 got a Mustang. One day, Guy 1 and 2 were on their bike and scooter. And they see Guy 3 upset. "Whats wrong? You got the best transporation in heaven!!" Guy 3 looks up at guy 1 and 2, Then says " I know I do..... But, I just seen my wife on a Skateboard."

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How long did it take Jeff, a middle-aged man with a lifelong speech-destroying lisp, to overcome his impediment? Less than ten minutes, as carbon monoxide is a colorless, odorless toxic gas that eliminates oxygen at a rapidly-acting rate inside of small areas such as the car Jeff locked himself inside.

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Q: why did the dog fall down the stairs? A: Because I pushed him down.

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Yo mama so dumb she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl! I'm sorry,that was just really rude of me. I've been talking to my therapist and I think this insolent behavior came from my dad. I always wanted his approval but he always liked my brother more and blah blah yak yak.....

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Why is Harry Potter fake Because its a movie

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