What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

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A cat walks into a Chinese restaurant. It is then asked to leave.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

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What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

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What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

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What's funny about a car accident involving three children, a widow, and a dog? Nothing.

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Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

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why did the black guy die? cancer

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

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Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

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What did the blind kid say to his dad Nothing , his dads dead

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Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

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Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

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a piece of string walks into a bar and the bartender says “sorry we dont serve your kind here” so the string goes outside twists himself round and ruffles up one of his ends then walks back into the bar, the bartender says “aren’t you the piece of string i just kicked out?” the string then replies “i’m a frayed knot”

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Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

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yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

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Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

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Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

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What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

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Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

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Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

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Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

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World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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