A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

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A black guy, a Jew, and a Mexican jump out of a plane. Who dies first? Well, judging by the fact that black people in general have a higher body mass, the black man most likely would smash into the ground first.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

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hi

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

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Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

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Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

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roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

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What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

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Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

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Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

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knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

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Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

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A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

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why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

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What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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