why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

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A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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