- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

One, two, three, four and five

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

Please ignore this statement.

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

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