what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

Whats worse than sourcraut? Casey Anthony.

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

Q: How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A: Depends on the size of the tub and the size of the babies.

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

God is real.

Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

im not black, im Joseph Kony

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

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