- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

What is the reward for the pimp who banged a bitch? HIV

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

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