How do you spot a paedophile in a playground? You don't, there are usually a lot of adults around.

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Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

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why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

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why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

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What do you call a person with no arms, legs, and teeth singing in the middle of the street while spinning? I don't know.

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what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

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The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, 'at least it shall be over quickly.'

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Q. What did the 300 pound Asian get for Valentine's day A. A jetpack. Except for the fact that the previous sentence was an obvious lie making this whole joke irrelevant.

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Yo mama so fat she at the rest of this joke.

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A russian, a mexican, and an american are all sitting in a tavern. The russian ordered vodka, the mexican orders tequila, and the american orders a beer. When the waiter arrives, the russian throws his vodka into the air, shoots it, and says "we got too many of those in our country". The mexican tosses up his tequila and says "we got too many of those in our country". The american throws up his beer, shoots the mexican, and says "we got too many of those in our country". And then drinks his beer.

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A boy in Bible class was poking a girl in front of him with a pencil. Atfer, maybe ten minutes of this, she was asked "Sarah, what did Eve say to Adam after they had had twenty-seven children" The boy poked her with the pencil again. She stood up, and said "I think we have enough kids Adam."

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One day a man discovered he could suck his own penis. Unfortunately he was heterosexual and could derive no pleasure from doing so as he was acutely aware of the fact he had a penis in his mouth.

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Justin Port#$ falls out of a tree. What happens? he breaks his neck and unfortually dies a long painful death.

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How much do polar bears weigh? Between 800 and 1600 pounds

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what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

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why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

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What did the Watermelon say to its baby? I'll SEED you later!

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whats worse than getting bit by a tick. getting bit by a deer tick that as lyme disease.

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Why was the drunk man in jail? He had lost touch with himself because his wife cheated on him the previous night and to add to the fact she took his clothes so public nudity would be a problem.

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So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

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Q: When you have alot of hair, what are you? A: Obease

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josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

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How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

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Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

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