- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

A muslim walks into a gun shop

What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

Q: Why did the Mexican mother leave her baby in the hot car during summer? A: Because she was irresponsible and forgetful.

Why is the horny toad named that way? Because its a misnomer of the horned lizard.

What did the dog say to its owner? well as you can see it is physically impossible for a dog to speak english or any other langueges such as french, spanish or chinese.

Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

Why did Justin Bieber bieber his bieber? Because Bieber biebers his bieber when his bieber need a bieber bieber. BIEBER

Q: whats big gray and cant swim A: a castle

How do you kill a blonde? There are a variety of methods, but I prefer a fine mix of insecure clowns and pepto-bismol.

Women's professional sports

How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Reclu. Reclu who? Recluse Spider.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

Jane: The house is supposedly worth $ 6 million Jack: No way! The figure is made up.

Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

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