What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

What is red and has wheels? Grass, I lied about it being red and having wheels.

What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

Roses are red Violets are blue I have altzhiemers Cheese on toast.

How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Steve" "Oh hey Steve, come on in"

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

what is the worst thing a bout four black men driving a Cadillac off a cliff? they were my friends

Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, the enslavement of blacks over hundreds of years.

Why did Susie fell off the swings? Because she didn't have any arms or legs.

Why did the lebanese man kill his own family? He had cancer.

What did the bartender say when the black man walked into the bar? Hello, what would you like to drink?

whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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