- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

You can teach a man to fish but you cant teach a fish to man

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What do you call a place where all hopes and dreams go to die as this place is contained of depression and the lingering smell of death? www.anti-joke.com

What's the best anti-pest control of all time???? The Holocaust.

whats black and blue and white all over A little caucasian boy who is being abused by his parents

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

Joke: two polar bears were in a bath tub. One said "pass the soap." And the other one said "no soap, radio!"

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? rockband

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

what did the surfer do on his computer? browse the internet

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

what did the little boy say when the teacher asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

Your dads so fat he needs to go on a diet

What did John's girlfriend get him for their 5 year anniversary? Proactive because his acne bothers her.

Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

I hate long jokes -_-

Steve buys 60 watermelons.. What does he have? A lot of watermelons.

What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

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