A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

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A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

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Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

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why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

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Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

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who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

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Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

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What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

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Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

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what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

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A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

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do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

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Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

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A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

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Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

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Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

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There's 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and muscular guy. 7 days later, the fat guy receives an invitation to the zoo. It turns he got a new job and his friends was so proud.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

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Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

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What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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