A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

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Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

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A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

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Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

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YO FACE

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

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Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

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Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

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How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

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Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

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Caramel Boing.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

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What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

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what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

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What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

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How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

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Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

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I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

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John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

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ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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