What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

Cripples are lame.

Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

Anti Joke

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