- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are fish bad at basketball? Because they're afraid of the net...

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

Roses are red, Violets are violet,

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

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