- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person 1 Hey man what's up Person 2 nothing much I just impregnated your mom

Why did the Fly die? Cause it died the average life span is 30 days.

what's worse than people who aren't funny? ryan vallee

Why did the plane crash? The pilot lost control of the plane.

Why did the duck turn black? an oil spill

Everybody love food when they are hungry

"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

Q: How much old could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Wood A:10.6 cubic metes

What happened to the alcoholic man that decided to never drink ever again? He died of thirst. Moral: Alcohol was the only available liquid in this twilight zone... Anti anti joke

How do you make a retard make a sound like a dog? Douse him in gasoline and light him on fire. WOOF!

So a horse walks into a bar. The rancher immediately contacted medical help, and with a little teamwork, the horse was treated and revived.

A: what did one apple say to the other apple. B: Nothing apples cant talk

A grammatically correct mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." The mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fungus."

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

Did you know that onions is the only food that makes you cry? Oh? Really? Positive. what if I threw a coconut at you're face. ...

My mom was telling my brother how much it hurt when she stubbed her toe. He told her she should try child birth.

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet eating her curds and way, along came a spider who sat there beside her and asked, "Hey bitch what's in the bowl?"

Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

A man walks in to a bar, wakes up the next morning with the news that they have found a cancerous tumor in his neck.

Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

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