Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

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what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

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How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

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Why didnt jerry trip over a slug? Because jerry is an arabian and the atmosphere in arabi is to hot for a slug.

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Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

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What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

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Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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What do you call a blue chair A black person

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Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

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Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

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Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

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Caolan and Eamon

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A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

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A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

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Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

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A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

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A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

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What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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