Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

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what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

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A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

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How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

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Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

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What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

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Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

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A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

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you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

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Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

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When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

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A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

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Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

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roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

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Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: *silence* Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

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Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

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there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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