NA LINDOL BA KAPAG NATALON ANG MATATABA :8

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Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

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Mugger: Give me all your money. Victim: No. Mugger: Okay. (Moves on to find his next victim)

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I can't wait to shove my finge in you

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The ten year old in my trunk

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what has wheels and drives? a boat i lied about the wheels

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What's brown and sticky A stick

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Why did the plane leave late? Because they were out of Kellogg's® Breakfast Cereal.

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Tony Soprano walks into a diner

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Why'd the guy fall off the building? I pushed him

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Put chromosomes in advertising. Because you know, Sex Cells

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Who comes up with terrible jokes and then mentions the name of the person they are talking about like a bitch? Both of us, Dylan.

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Q: What did the banana say as it was being eaten? A: Nothing. Bananas are inanimate objects and therefore are incapable of talking.

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What's the difference between a convertible and a dead baby? One's in my garage, and one's a car.

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An old bear-wrestler dies and finds himself at the pearly gates. Confused and at a loss for words due to the unfamiliar circumstance and lack of public toilets, he blurts out "Saint Peter, I presume?" but it was just the train conductor. "Ticket please." He searched his pockets and finally found the ticket. He wished he had a dog, but not a seeing-eye dog because people would assume he was blind. This story illustrates the importance of situational awareness, remembering which pocket you put your ticket in, and not forgetting to go before you leave because you don't know when you'll be able to find a restroom.

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roses are red violets are blue tis poem makes no sense so screw you

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John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

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A white man went to the basketball court to play basketball and was confronted by a group of black men. They kindly invited the white man to play basketball with them and they had a nice day

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Violets are blue Roses are red I stabbed you 37 times in the chest Now you're dead

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Q. Whats blue and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket Q. whats green and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket in disguise.

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So the word RAPING does not work unless you type it in caps? Raping... Did it censor? No? Never mind then... Wow, catchphra Never mind... Its a sign X-files theme.... Teleports at your house: Hah bitch never you ugly, or not ugly enough... Urgh, nevermind, I mean some ugly chicks know their stuff but you know... Anyway NeroMetal The sociopath not the fucking Cultist piece of shit that use my morals as a code system? YOU THINK WE THE SAME? EEEEEEH! Me raping you says we are not... And ill find you ;) Or your sister or your mom, I mean h0m0? You think im a pervert or something?

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What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

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Why did the man cry... He got hit with a fridge

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did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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