Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

A American seeking into mexico

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple?  Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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