Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

class is canceled. My professor died.

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

I'm rick james bitch

Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

Knock Knock. *silence* Knock Knock.

What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

Where does the Queen of England live? England.

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

Happy Monday!

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