how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

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Knock Knock No solicitors

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Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

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A white man walks into a bar. He orders an alcoholic beverage, and thinks to himself, " that made me feel a lot better. He drives home in his Cadillac and takes a nice sleep until 7am, when he is supposed to work. He is an architect.

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Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

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Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

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What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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What do you call 100 black men at the bottom of the ocean? A scuba group because during these hot summer months they like to cool off and go scuba diving.

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this is stupid .... yep

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There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, these two statement are obvious unless you are color blind

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Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

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Your momma is so fat that she decided to begin an exercise program and eat healthy and she lost weight.

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whats worse than a baby impaled on your lawn... the universe being consumed by a giant albino ape with over sized testicles

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write I if you think we should all yell A when dylan says orange.

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Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

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why does paul mccartney not wear shoes? cause a nigga stole it

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