- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get 100 Jews into a car? You can't. It's physically impossible.

What direction do 5 gay guys walk? I am unable to answer that because they are all aspiring to work in different occupational fields.

Yo mamma is so ugly, but your father was willing to look past that. They fell in love and you were born about a year after they got married.

What did Steven Hawkings say as he fell down the stairs? .................

the mean terrorist said "i am going to kill your mother" that mother is now dead

Why does Michael J. Fox have a good handshake? He has a firm grip

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

why did the black man go to jail why he raped your mom

Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms

So, a Turtle, a Giraffe, and a Hippopotamus walk into Stop-N-Shop. They are quickly excorted out and the Zoo is contacted to take the wild animals. The Manager wonders why they were there in the first place.

boy and girl are flipping a coin, coin lands on heads, boy: get down bitch

Q: Whats the difference between water melon and a baby? A: Watermelon is a fruit.

why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

the canadian, the chinese man, and the black guy walk into the at different times and buy different things

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

Two peanuts are walking down the street. One of them was a salted Peanut

Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

I have a friend named Jay . But for short , he likes to be called J .

A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

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