why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

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someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

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A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

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What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

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The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

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A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

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So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

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Why didn't the man walk up the stairs? He had an acorn stairlift.

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What's worse than a papercut? Dying

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What's worse than getting sockson your birthday? Getting cancer on your birthday.

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There was a blonde, brunette and red head driving in a car. The car breaks down so the three of them decide to walk. So the red head takes water bottles, the brunette takes food and the blonde took the car. The red head asked the brunette why she was taking the food, the brunette said "incase i get hungry i can eat" then the brunette asked the red head why she brought water the red head said "incase i get thirsty i can have a drink. Then the brunette asked the blonde why she brought the car the blonde said "to drive home".

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Bill Gates, Jeff Bezos and Elon Musk die and find themselves standing before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. Actually, that's just speculation. No one really knows what happens when you die. Most likely your consciousness simply stops, and you cease to exist, an eternity of oblivion. But most people can't face this possibility so we have made up comforting stories to attempt to ease our collective fear of death.

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knock knock, whos there? the bum bum boys ready to dance :) ``~ ``sms

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"Hey, did you hear that the Dungbeetles got a divorce? They live in California so she got half his shit."

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One day a black man went and bought a car with his own hard-earned money.

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My friend came in the barber's shop and asked me to cut his hair for him, i always have rude banter with him and i made a joke about his big bate nose. He acused me of calling him Jewish and threatened to sue me. This is how i found out that he was a white supremisist.

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Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I`ve got a car behind me. Don`t worry about that you have aids.

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A clown walks into a bar and orders a pie. After about 2 minutes, the bartender gives him a pie. Later, a blonde walks into a bar and orders a cake. After about 1 minute, the bartender gives her a cake. Then a dog walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything because it's a dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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