hey whats your name Im gonna hit you so hard........ that im gonna knock your block off

Yo mama's so fat she needed a toilet that had a bigger seat (just like me)

Dave: Hi John! John: I have Aids.

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

silver bullet?

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

Let me guess, you where really ready to Not not tell me that.

Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Steve" "Oh hey Steve, come on in"

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

What is red and has wheels? Grass, I lied about it being red and having wheels.

What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

Roses are red Violets are blue I have altzhiemers Cheese on toast.

What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

What did the boy ask the ice cream man? Can I have some ice cream?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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