Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

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Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

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I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

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why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

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Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

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YOUR MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why do women have boobs? In order to feed their infants

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children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

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Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

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How does a black man cut his hair? At a hairdresser

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Cancer. Super Cancer.

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How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

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What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

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A boy got a dog for his Birthday. The dog would have said happy Birthday but dogs can't speak.

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Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

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I think everybody should have a penis.

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Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

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Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

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What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

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every cloud has a silver lining

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What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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