- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

How do you teach an asian baby to read? Enroll him in a good pre-school and practice regularly.

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

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