What do an elephant and a grape have in common? Well, depending on your ideological views they are either both God's creations or two examples of species which have evolved over time. That is all.

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Why didn't the little boy have arms or legs? Because they were savagely ripped off of him by a black bear on a very unfortunate camping trip.

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knock knock! who is there? its knock! knock who??? knock knock... who is there.... i told you its knock... knock who??? knock knock... WHO IS THERE!! OMG I TOLD YOU ITS KNOCK! KNOCK WHO!! WHO IS KNOCK! KNOCK KNOCK OMG WTF! HOLY SHIT WHO IS THERE! ITS KNOCK WE HAVE KNOWN EACH OTHER OUR WHOLE LIVES! KNOCK WHO?? KNOCK KNOCK WHY DONT YOU REMEMBER ME! oh knock knock from next door! who is there???? jk.. knock...knock......omg put down the gun knock knock stop i love you knock its not worth it!! NO KNOC!!! GUNSHOT* KNOCK NOOOOO!!! I LOVED YOU SOMEONE CALL 911!! OMG KNOCK WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH KNOCK WHY!!!!

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yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

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haha

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Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

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What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

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Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

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How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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Indians

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

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Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

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whats a bike and rhymes with mike?

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

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who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

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Guess what I was with your mom last night so I wraped her in foil and put her in the oven.

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A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

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What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

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Why did Sally sell seashells by the seashore? Because she has no arms and couldn't find a job.

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Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

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Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

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how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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