someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

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Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

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Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

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Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

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A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

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When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

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Jamie stegman put many doodles into his mouth, sometimes 2,3 even 5.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

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Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

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Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

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you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

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whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

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My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

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Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

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What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

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why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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