A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

In my country we don't swim, we drown.

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

Get on the boat.

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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