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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a baby seal walks into a club...

What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

how do you find will smith in the snow? look for his teeth

A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

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