- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

how do you find will smith in the snow? look for his teeth

A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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