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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

I was watching Fox news.

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

Happy Monday!

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get me ball back.

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

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