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Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

Why was the guy stupid? 'Cause he was!

What does a tomato and a human have in common? They both spray red liquid when stabbed repeatedly

What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

What happened when the Mexican put the Popsicles in the fridge? They melted

What do you call a orange BAD GRAMMER

Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She doesn't have arms. Knock, knock, Who's there? Not Sarah.

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

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