- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

If life gives you lemons, you're setting up a bad joke

What's Michael J Fox's favorite toy? While, a magic 8-ball might first appear to be a good guess. Let's be honest, those things really lose their luster after the first couple times. More likely it's something like a sports car or big screen television.

what does 1 out of 15 people get cancer

Roses are red Violets are blue Why do the following sentences never have anything to do with the roses and violets?

Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, nor does the chicken because it's a chicken.

why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

how do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

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