- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

My dog barks when someones at the door.

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

Jamie stegman put many doodles into his mouth, sometimes 2,3 even 5.

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

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