- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

Everybody will die

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

How did the dog die? He was put down.

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

Manchester City

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

Im taking a shit right now.

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

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