I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

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Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

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Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

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denisssssssssssssss

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

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Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

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Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

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I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

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When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

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What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

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Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

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If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

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A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

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Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

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A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

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There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

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Why from a friends phone? I demand a full explanation, here, you got my number, you got my home address, and who the hell was that crying little bitch on the phone? I got friends in the UK which owe me some money, and nothing to lose, if I have to take care of you before you take care of me and even possibly my wife in the crossfire, I will take you down and everything in my path! Moral: Got ya!.

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Jordan is pregant

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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roses are refds violet are xaflj;k it sucks having turretts syndroewe

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How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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