- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

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