- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wear a Mario costume What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

"hey do you know the date" "58"

What shakes and twitches and can be found at the sea bottom? A scuba diver running out of oxygen.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

There was a two car pile up at wal-mart. 50 mexicans were killed.

My wife told me that I should see things from a woman's point of view. So I looked out the kitchen window.

A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

- Knock Knock - Who is it ? - I'm a Jehovah witness - Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of "a Jehovah witness". Bye.

Knock, knock. After a couple minutes of waiting the man knows that no one is home and leaves.

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

Why did the Asian eat rice? Because its food

whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

Question: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Answer: Being raped by a giant scorpion.

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

Roses are blue Violets are red Is that really What I just said?

Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

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*Wear a Mario costume* What happened to Luigi? I ate him.