- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

Knock Knock Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

How did OJ get away with murder? No one really knows. Probably because he an excellent group of lawyers

If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

Beka has AIDS

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

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