- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

Why did princess diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seatbelt

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

I love Japan. It's the bomb.

A Mexican, a black man and a Pakistani walk into a bar. Everyone immediately runs out seeing the potential danger in the situation that's about to unfold.

What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

why did the little girl drown? because she was left unsupervized and had never properly learned to swim. she also had no arms and cancer.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

who are the worlds fastest readers? the people who jumped on 911 cause they read 48 stories in 10 seconds

Q: how do you make a clean naz dance? A: put a lil boogy in it? NOOO SUCK IT!!!

What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

Whats's the similarities between an apple and a cat? They both have legs except for the apple.

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

"Knock Knock" "Come in"

Whats hard and long? An erect penile shaft.

Whats more realistic than evolution? Everything

a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

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