- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

what do u say to a man walking down the street nothing, u shouldnt talk to strangers

a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

Penis, eggs, mushrooms and tigers

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

* anti-punchline

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

people can be soooo loud!!!!!!! sooo loud that they wake up helen keller!!!!!!

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