- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

i killed a blind guy when he wasnt looking

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

Kerry Katona becomes independent.

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

whats green and lives in the water

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

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