- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma;s so fat she stepped on the scale and said one at a time please!

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

Justin with a hat.

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

A man walks into a bar. Itwas an metal bar so the man was hurt.

What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

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