Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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What poops,smells bad,burps,wears diapers,farts,and screams spank me with a bib on That Depends what you do on saturday nights

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What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

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What kind of key can unlock a banana? Basically any key that is sharp enough.

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knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

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an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

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Did you hear about the guys who were going to France? Well they are not going anymore.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

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what do you call a man with no arms no legs cancer and down syndrome? you call him stephen because his name is stephen

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Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

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When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

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What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

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Barack Obama.

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Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

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What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

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Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

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How do you make a Muslim mad? You burn the Quran.

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What can I say, besides, the media is fighting one another now, people do have more freedom, religion is losing the grip on people, and yeah the world may be a bit grim right now, but people have chosen their own direction in life, and that is going wherever the most corrupt ones in society tell them to. And that was never different, I am not saying that you are not doing a good job, I am saying that the underground society failed, we where idealists, then we where branded criminals, without a shred of proof, I have not lost myself, and you have not lost you, why save the rest from what they enjoy?

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What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

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How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

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Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

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What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

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What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

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I know a black person. His name is Mikey.

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