A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

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whats black and large -me

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Racial Equality

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Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

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Q: If 2+2=Fish, then what does 3+3=? A: 6.

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When's the worst time to use skin moisturizer? When you're a burn victim.

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Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

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Your ancestors called. They want their glasses back!

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Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW? A porcupine has it's pricks on the outside. A BMW doesn't have pricks on it's bodywork, for a multitude of reasons: - it would increase the coefficient of drag, causing an increase in fuel consumption - the pricks would fall foul of pedestrian safety regulations

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Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

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A man and a women are having sex. He farted so she left before he came.

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Why does the girl continue to cry repetently everyday? Because she found out she was diagnosed with terminal cancer.

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What's weird about four black men in a toilet? No one got shot.

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A chronic hemophilliac walks into a bar. He cuts himself and bleeds to death.

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what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

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How do you get a baby out of the blender? Pour it

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How did the black kid pass his exam? He studied.

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Hey! That's mine! Give it back!

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You know what's gay?? Lesbians

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how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

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Why did the man jump off the cliff? Because he suffered from chronic depression as a result of frequent drug abuse.

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The asian parent's look at their child and say in an angry voice. "Y U NO DOCTOR." The kid was amazed how uneducated they were in english after living in america for 10 years.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He lived a long, full life. Outside of Nantucket. But he visited occasionally.

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Anti Joke

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