- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a pedophile.

How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

What do you get when you cross isopropil alcohol,ammonia; dish detergent fluid, water, vinegar, and lemon oil? Window Cleaner.

What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

Homo say what?

Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

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