What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

VITAMIN C!

Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human. Actually a perfect circle doesn't exist.

why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

what do you call a black chef glendon

What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

Roses are brown Violets are brown There is crap in my garden

Albino African Americans

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

anti jokes are for fags

How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Who's the fastest kid in AA

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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