In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

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Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

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knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

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Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

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What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

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What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

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Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

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Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

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Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

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Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

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No it doesnt..

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What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

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- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

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What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

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An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

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whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

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two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

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Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

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She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

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What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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