- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

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Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

what do you call a black chef glendon

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

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What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

Why was the boy hanging from the ceiling? He was sad

How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. A heated religious debate ensues in which everyone is uncomfortable and leaves questioning their own faith and fearing the unknown.

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

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