What did Super man say when the bullets didn't hurt him? That didn't hurt.

Justin beiber comment if u get it

a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

Why didnt the vampire have a reflection? You have to be real to have a reflexion

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

Pianos.

Why don't people say YOLO anymore? They all died in car crashes while texting and driving.

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

What is a dogs favorite color? Gray due to the fact that they cant see any other color

Why did the elephant cross the road? It escaped the zoo.

Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

Guy: guess what girl: what Guy: nevermind girl: no what Guy: i love you girl:.. i love myself too..

Hurricane sandy should have been named hurricane snooki because it ruined the jersey shore

Really? Okay! UPPER COMMENT GOOD NIGHT NEROCHAN!

What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

What kind of drug did the cops catch the alligator with? None. They were going to use a tranquiliser dart, but SPCA intervened and simply held the alligator's mouth shut while they loaded it into a secure cage.

what did the duck with roller skates say to the camel? how are the wife and kids?

Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

What's a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

Whats Pink and fluffy? Yellow fluff thats been dyed pink :D

I heard you like getting dirty, so I got a dump truck to dump dirt on your bed so you can get dirty while you get dirty.

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