- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana Your parents must have little regard for your social identity because they named you after a tropical fruit. Either that or you are clinically insane. I am concerned; please leave.

why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

Why didn't the parachute open? nevermind

What's big and purple? Barney

Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

Kameron Brown is gay.

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

Why did the guy have one shoe? Because he took one shoe off at a time

if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

How do you kill a fox? With a gun. How do you kill a deer? With a gun.

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

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