BIG PENIS

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks Because violets are purple

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Why did Harry Potter go to meet Professor Lupin? --Because he wanted to practice casting his Patronus

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Three men walked into a bar the other one ducked. SI

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? He got many things, because everyone felt bad for him. Someone even brought him into their house so he could have Christmas dinner. On Christmas Day someone gave him fifty dollars to spend on food for his family. Only thing is, he didn't have a family.

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What did the army guy say when he lost his gun. Wheres my gun.

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a read head, a brunet, and a blonde sneak into a merchant ship. security hears some noises and goes on to investigate. all three girls jump into banana sacks. security guard kicks the first sack with the read head in it and she growls like a dog, so the security sees its a dog and keeps on walking. he then kicks the sack with the brunet in it, she goes on to hiss like a cat. so then the security guard kicks the last sack with the blonde in it, and she yells out "bananas!"...the end

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Whats worse than one bee? Two bees. Whats worse than two bees? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bees.

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-You know what will always get people fighting? -Hey, you wanna fight?

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I want to make a lamp shade out of your skin, because you light up my life.

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Why did the snappy dresser take a button off of a coat? To see a button fly! NO YOU IDIOT YOU DID IT WRONG, IT'S SUPPOSED TO ABOUT ABOUT A "BUTTER FLY" OMG YOU DOLT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

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Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

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The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

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knock knock come in !

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What did the snake say to the rat?

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Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

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Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

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what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

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So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

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A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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