- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

I needed to write an article about heart disease so I did some research. I learned a lot.

What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs on the doorstep? The Diabetes man

Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

what did the homeless kid get for christmas? nothing he probably doesn't know what christmas is

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, I have a retinal hemorrhage

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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