- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

knock knock who's there Romney Romney Who? RON PAUL 2012

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

What did the black man say while getting mauled by a jungle cat? "Help im dying", as the animal riped him peice by peice with fear in his eyes he died slowly as the jungle cat draged him back to its den helplessly he fades away and the animal eats him.

What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

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Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

Whats the difference between KFC and Starbucks? KFC didn't murder your sister.

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