There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

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What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

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what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

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What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

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Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

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Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

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How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

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What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

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Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

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A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

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What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

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So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

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what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

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Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

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Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

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Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

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What time is it? 2:47 PM.

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When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

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Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

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I was not scared, I was disappointed, I was expecting to see you for you, not the whole strange outfit getup, what was the point of that? I know the deal about hypnosis and stuff, did you know it is actually known as monoideoism? But I really cant figure for the life of me how it is physically possible to be under a deep state of trance and completely awake at the same time.

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A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

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I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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