- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

Who row's? •Liam Findlay

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

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