- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

why couldn't jimmy play on the swings at recess.. Because he's been dead for 5 years

In your case, maybe because it is time to stop thinking so much, and begin living life, if the world cannot appreciate a wise man such as yourself, maybe that man should stop being wise, and begin being happy.

You no what the biggest lie in history is? Agreeing to the terms and services whenever you sign up for a website

Three fish swim into a bar. The first one says "blub blub blub". The second one says "blub blub blub". The third one says "I'm not a fish I'm a human". What does the bartender say? Answer = Ayy Llmao _George_Bush_

What happened to the child who was rushed into hospital with a deadly disease? He pulled through. I'ts depressing to be constantly hearing sad anti jokes, so here is a nice one. The child in question lived to eighty one, had a great life and a good job. See, it's nice to read a happy anti joke!

How do you make Adolf Hitler angry? You can't, dead people are not sentient, and hence cannot feel anger.

How can you make a Russian happy? Giving him two tickets for him and his wife to Disneyworld.

Why did the goose cross the road? Because the chicken was on vacation

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad this joke is over?

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

So a bar walks into a man...

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

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