what looks like a banana? a penis

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why did the chicken cross the road? cause kade touches himself at night

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A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

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What's worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

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How many Mexicans can you fit in a Smart car? None. It's too damn small!

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What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

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Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

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learn. advance!

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What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

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If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

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why was the girl eating a pie , because she were hungry

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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hold the planet Dumb ass well I'm doing something else right now dumb ass

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What did the kid with turrets say? Many swear words but he can not be blamed for this because he has a disease that make him unable to control many of the things he says.

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Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

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What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

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How did Doris respond to Uncle Monty's innapropriate chewing of her nose, ears and eyelids? She cut his head off, placed it an a saucepan, boiled and seasoned it, and then sold it to the middle east. The middle east were very grateful, and sent Doris a camel's penis as a thankyou gift.

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knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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Why doesn't Andy wanna bend over to puck something up? That's how he got assraped!

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What does? 42

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What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

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Why was the boy adopted........ because hes grandad

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