- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

A deranged serial killer walks into a bar. No one leaves because he looks like a normal guy.

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.

Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

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