Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

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A priest a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink

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Where does a successful black person live? Neverland.

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you were so loud you woke helen keller up!!!!!!!

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How many finger does a normal person have? 8...and 2 thumbs!!

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I asked her where you were.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

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what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

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whats worse than breaking your arm? getting raped by a squirel

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

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Just friends, they too pretend to be you and copy the way you write and express yourself, I told them to stop though, Azure threatened someone here a cultist of sorts I think, that does not exactly put us in a better light with the people that where getting our messages, and yes they are coded, I sincerely had no idea though,

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What's worse than having a mouth full of molars? A pole through your chest.

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What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

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Niall Horan

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

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Shut up max im not fucking demented u dickhead

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So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

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A priest, a pastor, and a rabbi walk into a bar. All three are alcoholics and have done irreparable damage to their livers.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? The pizza does not scream in the oven

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hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

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Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock, knock Who's there? Lemon Lemon who? Lemon know if you want me to say apple again

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Why did the black guy drink the kool aid? Because there was a glass of kool aid next to him and he was thirsty.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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