- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

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