- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

how do you win a game try your best

"knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The SS, we heard you are smuggling jews in your attic, so you are coming with us."

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

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