Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

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How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

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A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

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A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

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My friend was in court for stealling smoothies so i told him to plead innocent and received 10 years in a federal prison and a fine of up too £5000 pounds

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What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

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What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

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Opinions are like assholes. I'm not sure how they are alike, but that seems to be the general consensus.

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A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

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What's more funny than an anti-joke? A joke.

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2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

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Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

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Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

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This is funny.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

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Poker? I barely even know her.

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Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

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Bob Saget that is all

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