- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

What did the fly say to the spider? Please, I have a wife and daughter.

Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

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