Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

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Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

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How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

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ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait i think i missed the joke, what?

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Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

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Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

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I'm so punny.

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Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

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Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

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What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

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why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

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What dosent kill you only makes you injured

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

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two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

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What do you call a dog that can't pass an Algebra test? A dog.

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A cat walks into a bar and says.......Meow

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Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with,  "In accordance with Megan's law"  

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

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a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

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What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

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Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

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What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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