- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

What did the fly say to the spider? Please, I have a wife and daughter.

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

The cream, it is coming

Why is Michael Jackson bad at checkers? Cause he's dead.

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

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