- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

What did bob get his wife for christmas? Pregnant

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

H o m o comes out as homo

Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

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