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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

hi bros hahahhah like it up, ah ma gkenny

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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