- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

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Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

Why did the schizophrenic chicken cross the road? He had to go to the clinic, the poor dear.

say it ten times fast: oh

Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

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