- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

My dad

Why did the teenage girl pee on a stick? She and her boyfriend had foolishly engaged in unprotected sex two weeks before, and she was now concerned that she may be pregnant.

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

Well, I guess it's back to the drawing board.

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

What did the black man say while getting mauled by a jungle cat? "Help im dying", as the animal riped him peice by peice with fear in his eyes he died slowly as the jungle cat draged him back to its den helplessly he fades away and the animal eats him.

Why wasn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She didnt get her driver license...

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

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