- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: which of the following is a prime number? A: 17

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

knock knock go away!!!

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

i woke up in the middle of the night and my entire bed was wet... know what i did? i layed a towel down and went back to sleep

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

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