- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

Last week, one of my ex girlfriends called me. She said she had to tell me some bad news. "I don't know how to tell you this but I have AIDS. I really didn't know how to reply to that so I said the only thing I could say. "Yeah, I know."

What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

The Ohio State Buckeyes

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

the joke below will not be as funny as this one.... hahaha other joke i just ruined you

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