Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

I'm Polish.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

A man walked into a bar. He stayed for a bit and had a good time.

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

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how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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