The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

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Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

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Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

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Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

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what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

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38 studio's new game... Finance City

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Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

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A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

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2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

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-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

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What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

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What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

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What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

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Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

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mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

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Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

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A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

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What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

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A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

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Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

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How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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