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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

What's 1+1? 69.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

What did the murderer do to the dentist? Nothing, the murderer has served his time and is clean. But he did get his teeth cleaned.

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

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