Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

David Cameron

What did john say to bob Hey bob

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

The holocaust

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Actually it was me Josh brown

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

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