Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

Q: If you see a gipsy drowning, what will you throw him?! A: His family.

I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

What does bigfoot have? Big feet.

What is worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? F*cking midgets

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

how did the man jump over the mountain? it was a small mountain and he had a trampoline

What should you do when your husband is staggering in the back yard Shoot him again

what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

what did the cat say to the dog? I turded out my crap hole

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she was born with no arms and is not loved.

Why did David go swimming? Pink sock.

What did the two best friends do before the asteroid hit the Earth? They hugged each other goodbye.

what are you mike bibby?

the power to turn magnetism into light

why did the blue berry cross the road

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

What do you do when your archenemy walks up to you? Kill them due to their vulnerability, I mean they walked up to you...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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