Albino African Americans

when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

knock knock come in

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

aodhan hearty

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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