Sally went to an R-Kelly concert what happend when she came out? No one because R-Kelly peed on sally and cops came in.

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A Blonde, Brunnette, and red head are on the beach. They find a sand gene and are each granted a wish. The Brunnette wishes for a yot. The Red Head wishes to never again get sun burn. The Blonde wishes for more sun. The world is overtaken and insinerated by the sun. An alien spaceship finds the Red head in a space suit floating around randomly when they ask how she survived she says "I don't sun burn"

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If life gives you lemons, you're setting up a bad joke

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your car repossessed.

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One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

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"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

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Why do beavers have flat tails? They don't know but their relatives certainly get upset

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whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

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what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

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Whats the difference between anti-jokes and regular jokes? A Fridge full of dead babies being thrown at a black man with no arms or legs swinging from a tree.

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knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

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What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

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Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

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A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

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Q:What do you find in the middle of a pile of dead babies? A:Another dead baby!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, they really should be purple.

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What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

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-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

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What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

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I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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