Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

What is funnier than one dead baby? Two dead Babies

Knock, Knock Who's There

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

Once, I went to Peru.

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Roses are red Violets are blue ... Uhhhh I don't think anyone knows the rest of this!!!!!!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Me, your friend George! You don't remember me! Oh. Sorry. I'm kidding. I'm a robber.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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