What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

Pickles are moist.

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

im telling maguire

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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