- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

hi bros hahahhah like it up, ah ma gkenny

person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

Obama = ebola

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

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