a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

what did the cat say to the dog? I turded out my crap hole

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she was born with no arms and is not loved.

What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

What did the two best friends do before the asteroid hit the Earth? They hugged each other goodbye.

Why did David go swimming? Pink sock.

the power to turn magnetism into light

what are you mike bibby?

knock knock. whos there? the police. we have news about your daughter. She has been tortured and raped and you will never see her again for the man that took her has taken her out of our jurisdiction.

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

why did the blue berry cross the road

What do you do when your archenemy walks up to you? Kill them due to their vulnerability, I mean they walked up to you...

What's better than sex? I have never had sex and, therefor, do not have adequate knowledge of the experience enough to make a comparison to other experiences. You should ask someone who has had sex.

Where's Stevin Hawkins? He went for a walk.

A boy got a dog for his Birthday. The dog would have said happy Birthday but dogs can't speak.

XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

What is black and white and sleeps a lot? A tired zebra.

Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

Q: Why was jimmy's mom crying? A: Because her doctor said their were going to get rid of he cancer, 5 minutes later hey came back in and told her that he had made a mistake and that was for someone else, she was actually only had a month to live.

What do you call a black priest? Holy s***

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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