- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

What did the black man do when he saw a bike sitting on the sidewalk? He took it into the shop paid for it and rode off feeling good about how hes helping the environment.

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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