A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

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What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

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Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

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Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

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Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

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What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

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this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

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Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

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what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

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Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

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What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

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A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

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A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

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Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

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Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

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I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

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What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

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What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

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A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

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Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

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how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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