- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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my girlfriend had a weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time.

Two fish are sitting in a tank. One says, "I'll man the guns. You drive."

Q-What's the good thing about dating a girl volleyball player? A- She's a Girl

Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **

Waffles ate my grandma

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

knock knock Goodbye

Whats red and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion.

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

What do you call a horse with a missing leg Calling it names could be considered animal abuse and should be reported immediately

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