- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two fish are sitting in a tank. One says, "I'll man the guns. You drive."

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

my girlfriend had a weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time.

A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

What's black and doesn't work? Half of Detroit.

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

Q-What's the good thing about dating a girl volleyball player? A- She's a Girl

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

knock knock Goodbye

Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

Waffles ate my grandma

Whats red and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion.

Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

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