Why does Santa Claus drink so much hot Cocoa? Because Mrs. Claus got tired of his constant drunkenness and won't allow beer in the house in the house anymore.

Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a gun Get in the van

What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

Roses are red, VIolets are blue, Tulips are white, Sunflowers are yellow

YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

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High school is like forced anal sex, Hard, painful, and you cry your hopes and dreams at the end of it all.

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

Human race: Let's play hide and seek! BOEING MH370: K faggotz :P

(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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