- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

What sucks more than being married? Being shot in both kneecaps

cats, swimming, northpole ,sky, park , tree , bench, anti joke. shut up you have a skin disease!

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

Whats Jewish and Funny? A Jewish Comedian.

Gay marriage is freaking gay.

Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

what happened when spongebob and Patrick were mean to sandy? she made a hurricane

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

whats funnier than womens rights? ottos weight

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