- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

Whose your daddy? Not me

roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

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