- Anti Joke

Your mom is so fat, that last night after reading and edition of Cosmo, she skipped dinner and cried herself to sleep due to her inability to live up to such an unrealistic feminine stereotype.

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat, that last night after reading and edition of Cosmo, she skipped dinner and cried herself to sleep due to her inability to live up to such an unrealistic feminine stereotype.

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

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Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

What do you call a baby girl that has grown up? A women