Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

thumb_up thumb_down +4

"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

thumb_up thumb_down +4

A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

thumb_up thumb_down +4

What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

thumb_up thumb_down +4

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

thumb_up thumb_down +4

why was the cat black it was a black cat

thumb_up thumb_down +4

What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

thumb_up thumb_down +4

A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

thumb_up thumb_down +2

When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops