Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

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All I can say is that its not the feds, and not Interpol nothing "legal" nor anything belonging to the state as far as we can tell. You all stay locked up, and I will make sure this little geek with shitty breath does not say anything about you, as for the rest, I cant say much.

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why did the walrus sex with the jew because 911 created a sexual falafel

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Why did the woman pay $5,000 for a gallon of milk? She didn't. She paid $2.99.

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Whats the worst thing your parents could ever do to a teenager? Take there phone.

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Whats funny? Your face.

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What did the mexican firefighter name his 2 children? Jose and Juan.

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there is a fat ass bitch who lives in littlefield TX, her name...Krista. her facebook.... NannyGrizzly. I hate her!!! with a pasion... she was my neighbor... i can hear her yelling all the time. Please... someone give her a reason to yell. .................Facebook..........Nannygrizzly.......do....something.....about.......her.... thank you. Ima TROLE!!!!! hahahahaahhhahahahahahahaahha. damn it. (: v P PS. she is a bitch

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The Johnson Family was then heard on the morning news for letting a murderer into their home before being brutally killed.

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whats the difference between a dead body and a car with doors that open in a diagnal manner one was never alive to begin with

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- Helen Keller

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

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There is no I in team... But there is a u in suck. There is no I in team, but there is in awesome

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"Happy Father's Day!" said the little boy to the old man. The old man broke out in tears because he had always wanted to be a father.

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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Tell me fuck you Fuck you No fuck your mum

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What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting a needle shoved into your penis and the needle hitting your scrotum so that you are in serious agony for hours and finding out you cannot have kids because of it.

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AntiJoke will not let me type this so I will add some spaces. N I G G E R.

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dallen loves penis

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What do you call 4 Mexicans at the bottom of the ocean? Cuatro sinco.

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A moose walks into a grocery store. He goes over to a cashier and says, "On what aisle are the potates?" The cashier replies, "Aisle 4." The moose went to aisle 4 AND THERE WERE NO POTATOES!

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What do you call a dead man walking? Someone on death row.

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Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

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