- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

can people thumb up the evil dead statment below please... its important to me. (and the cup joke below) thanks people , ur great.

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

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