- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

Kevin: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Bob: Because it's extinct? Kevin: No you idiot! The P is silent! Pterodactyl: RAARRGHH! (eats Bob)

Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

what's more fun then stapling a dead baby to a fence? ripping it off

What do you call a moose with a 12 gauge shotgun bullet through it's head? Open Season

What do you call a jewish womans boobs? JUBES!

A black guy walks into a kkk meeting.

Q: Do you know what you can make when you have enough cents? A: Dollars

How do you call a gay that is playing poker with friends You say "call" and place the right amount of fiches on the table, at that moment you are still in the race to win the pot.

Black people don't exist. Their skin is rather of a brown tone.

Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

What do you call an arab ?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

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