- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

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