roses are red violets are blue my dick is long longer then you

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how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

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Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

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what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

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What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

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Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

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Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny?

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A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

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Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

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ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

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A Nazi walks into a bar. No one really knows he's a Nazi and he doesn't talk about it that much in public, so he chats to some people then leaves after a few beers...

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What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI!

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Your mother is so stupid that she claimed the pole ran into her.

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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Happy Monday!

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Q: why are black people good at basketball A: god you racist bastard

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how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

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why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

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An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

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Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

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What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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