A man is walking on the beach and discovers a lamp in the sand. He takes it home to polish it. Eventually it looks like new and he gets a fairly reasonable price from an antique shop.

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What do you call a cat up a tree in a party hat? A cat up a tree with a party hat

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Did you hear why the peanut got arrested by walking next to another peanut? One got a-salt-ed

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A white man walks into a bar. He stabs 4 people and 1 escapes with extremem blood hemorages. his fanily later finds him bleeding on their family car. They take him to the hospital where he is put on life support. Later that night they are told there is nothing the doctors can do and the man slips away in his sleep. Who is to blame? The black guy in prison.

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If you have read this its to late. You have already read this. Im am very sorry.

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

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why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

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what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

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Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

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What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

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mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

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hey hey apple

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A man walked into a bar owch

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A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

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Whats green? The color green.

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whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

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A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

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Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

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How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

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How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

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Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

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What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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