- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He actaully never did. He only made it half way before a cop issued him with an infringement notice for jaywalking.

Why was Billy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

why do jews have such big noses? A: it has been inherited through many generations

What happened when an FBI agent and a cop argued over control of a hostage situation? Several people including a respected community leader were killed.

what is black and white and read all over? a bankrupt newspaper that cannot afford color ink because the accountant misplaced company funds.

Why couldn't 7 multiply itself by 18? Because there were two people having sex in between them.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

What's worse than stabbing your eye with a fork? Stabbing both your eyes with a fork.

Q: What's worse than not having a good relationship? A: Starving Africans

Why did the boy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus !

Why can't the T-rex clap? Because it's extinct

what do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? last years hide and go seek champion

minorities

-Look! Up in the sky! -It's a bird! -Yep.

What is the difference between my dog and my girlfriend? I love my dog

How do you hurt a clown? shoot it.

Q:whats the difference between a black man and a bunk bed A: a bunk bed can support 2 kids

How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Because Goofy can walk on two legs, and is therefore superior to Pluto in Walt Disney's eyes.

Two cows in a field one says Moo the other says, Moo

What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

Why couldn't jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

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