"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

what long green and bumpy? a pickle

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

Why are New Yorkers hated on so much? Becuase the Yankees suck ass.

What do you call a dear with no eyes. A mutilated dear.

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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