a teacher walked into a bar and when he walked out he went to his car and proceeded to take notes about the bible, not realising he's supposed to be writing notes from his English book... he's dyslexic and got punched in the eye while he was in the bar; did i mention he doesn't drink?

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I f**ked your mom last night. Will you marry me?

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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Three irishmen walk into a bar...every day, and then stay until it closes.

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All I can say is that its not the feds, and not Interpol nothing "legal" nor anything belonging to the state as far as we can tell. You all stay locked up, and I will make sure this little geek with shitty breath does not say anything about you, as for the rest, I cant say much.

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I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

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what do you call a dog with no legs. It dosent matter it wont come

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You're welcome. On to the next house.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead...

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How did the little boy die? Malaria Why? He was poor. Why? A Jew stole his money.

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Why did the lebanese man kill his own family? He had cancer.

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Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

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What did the mexican firefighter name his 2 children? Jose and Juan.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

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whats brown and half eaten? yeah an easter egg that a parent has given to there son/daughter before dinner

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write I if you think we should all yell A when dylan says orange.

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in·fun·dib·u·lum? 1. a funnel-shaped organ or part. 2. a funnel-shaped extension of the hypothalamus connecting the pituitary gland to the base of the brain. 3. a space in the right ventricle at the base of the pulmonary artery.

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What did Billy say when he met the president? Nice to meat you Mr. President? -Louis

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If I could Rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and Q together.

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what did I say to myself nothing because its very weird to talk to your self

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

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why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

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Cody went to the store. Big Floppy Donkey Dick.

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Dad: Blind side was the black kid who played tight end. Me: Offensive line. Dad: Sorry, African American kid.

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